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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"

"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."

"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."

"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"

"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"

"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."

"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."

"If you love something let it go, if it comes back with a toddlers arm, it was probably a Pit Bull."

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."