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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"
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"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."
"Hey, say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they slow down in school zones."
"Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit."
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"
"When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked."
"What do you call 100 cows masterbating ? Beef Strokenoff"