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Joke of the Day

"What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!"

"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."

"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."

"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"

"Why did the sick bird come in jail? Because it was an ill-eagle."

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"7: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check? Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th."

"I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner."

"The worst birthday present I ever got... ...was from my grandma when i turned 5. She gave me three socks. When asked why, she responded ""because your mom said you grew a foot."""

"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."