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Joke of the Day

"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."

"You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently."

"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."

"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""

"The guy will stand up to get knocked down But the girl will lie down to get knocked up"

"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."

"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"

"Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum... ... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~"

"what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS"

"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."