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Joke of the Day
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."
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"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."
"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"
"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."
"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"
"*Dino-Jesus preaching to the dinosaurs* ""Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."" *Asteroid crushes Earth* ""Dammit Dad."""
"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"
"I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent"