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Joke of the Day
"Are you a belieber or a directioner ? I'm A I-Dont't-give-a-fuck-er."
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"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""
"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"
"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"