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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
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"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."
"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"
"My sister told me she's dating an Irish guy I said, ""Oh really?"" She replied, ""No, O'Reilly."""
"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."
"It's just a matter of time before they add the word ""Syndrome"" after my last name."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks."
"Having an intelligent conversation with my 17 year old son. Just kidding. He's making fart noises while I talk about the SATs."
"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."