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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
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"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."
"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."
"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."
"I just read that the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. Fuck that. I'd run it after 3 or 4 minutes tops."
"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting."