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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
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"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."
"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"
"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."
"I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze"
"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"