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Joke of the Day
"Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum."
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"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."
"I didn't ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, ""synonym bun""."
"Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?"
"I can wake up at random intervals, crying and hungry too, so fuck you babies."
"What do you see when you go to the tiny beach? Microwaves."
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"