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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport."

"Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree"

"What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in."

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."

"What do dolphins like to listen to? Podcasts."

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"