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Joke of the Day

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later"

"Me: 'I love you so much, I'll see you later beautiful' Girlfriend: 'I love you too' Me: *Looks up from patting dog* 'Yeah see you later'"

"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."

"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."

"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."

"Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don't get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case..."

"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."

"Opportunity knocked today, but just to inform me that he's a sex offender."