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Joke of the Day

"When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together."

"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"

"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."

"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"

"I feel like if Joe Biden and Kanye West were involved in a Freaky Friday scenario no one would notice for months."

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"

"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"