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Joke of the Day
"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."
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"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."
"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"
"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two newborns making out."