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Joke of the Day

"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."

"Two belts walk into a bar one was already waisted."

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"

"What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? Fur Traders"

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""

"What did the gynecologist say to his sedated patient? I don't know, his voice was muffled."

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."