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Joke of the Day

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."

"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"Hey ladies, No Shave November ain't for you. Just saw some gal lookin' like she was tryin' to smuggle a cactus in her yoga pants. Merica."

"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."

"I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said ""Yeah, pump 6."""

"Why are pills white? because they work"

"What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents? US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots."