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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."
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"My girlfriend refused to make a porno with me.. saying there are enough vine stars already"
"I attend weddings purely to be fortunate enough to hear those two little words that always bring tears to my eyes - ""open bar"""
"What's the worst thing you can hear when your giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"What is afraid of pussy? Mice, what else?"
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."
"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"