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Joke of the Day

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"[NSFW] You know what's ironic? That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes."

"The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween."

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."

"Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned and one hadn't even been coloured in yet."

"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."

"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."

"When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."