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Joke of the Day

"Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"

"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"These microwaved pot stickers taste like fixed income."

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone."

"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"

"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"