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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? Turn it upside down."
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"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""
"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."
"I really want to drive private or hired cars. But I don't have anything to chauffeur it."
"Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room"
"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."
"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."
"So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed...""Anyone know CPR?!"" I said, ""Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy."
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."