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Joke of the Day
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
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"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"
"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."
"I like my women how I like my lightbulbs... ...not too bright, easy to turn on, and hanging in my basement by a wire."
"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"
"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."