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Joke of the Day
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
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"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"
"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."
"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"
"spot whats sandpaper like? dog: ruff whats the long grass on a golf course called? d: ruff whats the job market like? d: steadily improving"
"Politicians are like Sperm One in a million turn out to be an actual human being"
"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""
"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."
"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"