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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."

"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""

"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog."

"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""

"Condoms prevent minivans."

"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"

"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."