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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
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"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"
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"I got a good one for you guys 1"
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"My three year old just looked up at me and clear as day said, ""I'm sick of this shit."" And all I could do was nod because he is so right."
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."
"Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes I have. Well you shouldn't be so clumsy!"