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Joke of the Day
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."
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"""I'm up for anything"" - penises"
"Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."
"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"