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Joke of the Day

"How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market? A coup."

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"

"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""

"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"

"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"

"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"

"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."