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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."

"Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze"

"Landing a plane isn't hard. Taking off again though, that can be tricky."

"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"