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Joke of the Day

"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."

"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"

"Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"