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Joke of the Day

"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"

"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"

"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."

"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."

"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."

"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."

"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn"

"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."