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Joke of the Day

"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."

"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."

"Remember when there were backyard gardens? Oh, those were good thymes."

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."