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Joke of the Day

"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"I'm living proof that you should never give up hope. You may find this hard to believe, given my current level of sheer awesomeness, but I was once a pathetic loser like you. Be strong."

"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."

"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"A fun thing to do when you're done dating someone is just disappear completely and pretend you've lost your phone and died"

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."

"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."