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Joke of the Day

"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""

"No, PSA, buzzed driving isn't drunk driving. Buzzed driving gets me home 51 weekends a year, drunk driving gets me home w/a fat chick."

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."

"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"

"[JOKE] Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and a hooker? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."