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Joke of the Day
"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"
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"Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong"
"Volkswagen."
"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"
"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner today. It was just gathering dust"
"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know."
"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."
"I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them Islands."