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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."
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"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""
"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""
"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."
"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"
"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."
"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."