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Joke of the Day
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"
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"I noticed that my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered veeerrryyy slooowwwly, because she obviously doesn't listen."
"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"Why did a seal go to the bar? .... Because he didn't want to go clubbing."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"