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Joke of the Day
"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."
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"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
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"I've never eaten the right amount of Indian food."
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
"96 is the number of rejection."
"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
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