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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"
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"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."
"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"Imagine if they had toilets in elevators I mean, that would be some next level shit."
"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""
"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."
"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."
"if you're stuck in a group text, an easy way out is to throw your phone in the street and start a new life"
"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"