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Joke of the Day
"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."
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"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."
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"I was flattered that our mailman calls me ""Sunshine"" until I overheard him call my neighbor, the double amputee, ""Speedy."""