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Joke of the Day

"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."

"I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis."

"My wife Googled ""how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."

"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."