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Joke of the Day
"How does trump like his eggs? Whites only"
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"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"
"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""
"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"
"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."
"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."
"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."
"You're not sure outrun and make sure."