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Joke of the Day
"You're not sure outrun and make sure."
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"I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff"
"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."
"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""
"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes"
"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"
"If I could be any enzyme It would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"
"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."