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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"

"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."

"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"

"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"

"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"

"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"

"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."