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Joke of the Day
"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."
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"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""
"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."
"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."
"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"
"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."
"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."
"""Good parenting isn't giving your kid everything she needs, but giving her the tools to get it for herself"" I say, handing my 6yo a crossbow"
"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."