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Joke of the Day
"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"
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"Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin."
"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."
"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"
"Why I hate 9/11..... I hate 9/11 because my cousins died doing their favorite thing... Flying Planes."
"My sex life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
"Riding a motorcycle is like having sex without a condom. It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad."