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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!"
"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."
"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"
"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
"What's the difference between a lobster with implants and an old, dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and one's a crusty bus station."
"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."