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Joke of the Day
"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"
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"An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."
"Two tomatoes cross the road and one of them gets hit by a car. The other one looks back and yells ""C'mon, ketchup!"""
"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."
"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."
"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."
"Enough is Enough! No like seriously they're the same word."
"Where do American bees store their honey? In a USBee hive. ~Thank my ten year old for that one."
"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"