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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"
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"I don't take a duece I make gold like a Lannister."
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."
"If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies? Cranes."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."