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Joke of the Day

"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"I like my women like I like my scotch 12-14 years old"

"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."

"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."

"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."

"My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."