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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."

"What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? A dick-tater."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."

"All girls love surprises. I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women."

"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."

"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."