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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."

"Pirates and the Alphabet How come pirates can't say the alphabet? They always get lost at ""c""."

"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"

"""There are no dumb questions"" is truly the perfect trap for making dumb people reveal themselves."

"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."

"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"