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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."
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"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"
"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."
"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."
"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"[emailing eHarmony match] Her: describe yourself Me: brown hair, kinda stalky Her: lol you mean stocky Me [through her bedroom window]: No"
"Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow."