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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."

"I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing."

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."

"Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women's beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though."

"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."

"LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet"

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did."

"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"