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Joke of the Day
"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."
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"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
"GTA: Online servers"
"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Muhammered."
"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"
"[explaining twitter to my mom] Everyone is mad about something all the time and I'm a cartoon"
"Girls, I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said; ""Never put off for tomorrow, when you can put out today."""
"Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over"