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Joke of the Day

"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"

"I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say ""Guess what!?"" they really mean it when they say ""Chicken butt."""

"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"

"From my 11 year old cousin: What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes? Wet."

"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"

"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."

"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."

"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"