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Joke of the Day

"How do you cook toilet paper? It's easy, you first brown it and then put it into the pot."

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"

"shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point at and whispre ""thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"""

"Why I don't joke about politicians? Because I don't joke about jokes."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors ""If you want to leave"" I told her, ""There's the Door"""

"Having dinner with my phone and some people."

"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."